Tharr Erica, I hope it makes you wet

HOW TO "Follow Jesus" 10 Admissions to make my life easier.

1. Stop talking about Jesus. Just stop. If we loved the people around us half as much as we say we love Jesus the rest of this would be entirely redundant.


2. Live a secret life. Invest the time, effort and vulnerability necessary to delve deeply into the scripture and prayer. Spend long periods of time in stillness. There is no shortcut to this, there is no other way. Without a deep and secret life we soon find ourselves talking about Jesus instead of being like Jesus. Great.


3. Stop pretending. I'm a Christian, and I suck. So do you. Let's get that out of the way, shall we?


4. Give more than you get. There will always be more than enough to go around.


5. Be present for those around you. Following Jesus has nothing to do with your work, your resume or your income. In fact, nothing that matters does.


6. Treasure broken-ness. Our broken places are sacred spaces in our heart. Honour them. Value them. In doing so you love the unlovely, publicly declaring the beauty of God's image in everyone. Be the broken with comfort and cool water.


7. Throw a party. Wear a stupid hat, everyone does it.


8. Know Jesus well enough to recognize him on the street. This is rather important, because he can always be found on the street - and he usually looks more like a pan-handler than a preacher.


9. Accept ingratitude and abuse as a fixed cost. Embrace them, and then go the extra mile.


10. If you follow Jesus, you will anger religious people. This is how you will know.

Boredom leads to good things. Borrowing ideas from around the world. First weekend of the year, should be well celebrated. Dawson is trying to switch teams, that douche-bag. give in. give up, its the emo way.

This is The Experience. Throwin down at Carlton. Its been a loong week recovering, Stevie Rays birthday is tomorrow, and lean on the 8th. Happy Birthday boys! LaaLaaLaa, no news this week really. Blame lady winter.

BEST BREAST FEST

Bloody sacrifices, good times and TITTIES!!!!!!


Good times were had. It was a great new years. Happy 07 to you fucking sluts.

WINTWERWINTERWINTER. i hate this shit. fuck mw fuck riley sheldon, fuck you all